If you have never seen, or don't even know what the Rocky Horror Picture Show is, you're missing quite a bit. It's a movie, circa 1975, written by Richard O'Brien, starring himself, Tim Curry, Barry Bostwick, Susan Saradon, Patricia Quinn, Peter Hinwood, and (my personal favorite), Little Nell. Here's the plot, in a nutshell, more or less:

Brad and Janet attent the wedding of their friends Ralph and Betty Monroe. There, Brad proposes to Janet. She accepts and they go to wisit the science teacher in who's class they met. On the way, they get a flat tire. It's raining, and they go to find a telephone. They find a castle. The handymanin vites them in where an amazing cast of characters, all but three in tuxedos, perform a dance for them. Upon questioning of their knowledge of other dance steps, they seem to become rather hostile. The master of the house, Dr. Frank N. Furter, tells them to stay for the night, and maybe even a bite, and shows Brad and Janet his "experiment". It is, in his opinion, the perfect man, however Janet doesn't seem to like men with too many muscles. During this, a man bursts out of the freezer, sings, rolls around on the floor with the household groupie, and is killed with an icepick. Frank and his man, Rocky, retire (so it seems) for the night, the guests all leave, except for the servants, Brad, and Janet, who also retire for the night, Brad and Janet in seperate rooms. After Frank surprises them, Janet meets Rocky, and dinner is prepared. The dinner, it seems, is the man who sang for them earlier. Janet, Brad, and Dr. Scott, the science teacher they were originally going to visit, who also shows up, are all turned to stone, along with Rocky and the groupie, Columbia. The statues come back to life, and sing and dance until the handyman and his sister come in, kill Columbia, Frank, and Rocky, bid Brad, Janet, and Dr. Scott goodbye, and fire the house off to the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. The End.

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